Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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