Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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