It's like God shit irony all over that family
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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