I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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