i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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