I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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