this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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