? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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