Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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