i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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