My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.