Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.

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(520): View more from Arizona

just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??

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(303): View more from Colorado

It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog

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(469): View more from Texas

Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.

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(727): View more from Florida

The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night

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