He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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