oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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