This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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