i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
