why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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