i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
