you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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