Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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