i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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