Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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