absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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