If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
