I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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