I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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