I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize