I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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