Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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