I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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