She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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