How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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