she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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