How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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