Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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