If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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