Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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