Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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