They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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