Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i was born a porn star she said
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
