16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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