How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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