I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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