Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.