I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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