whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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