: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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