sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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