come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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