I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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