i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize