I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
All I want is dick and wine.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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