Grow some girl-balls and come out already
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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