Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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