So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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