he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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